Review:Another Gorism #1044
2006-09-29 00:00:00I don’t like rewarding Gore with attention. I keep promising myself not to bother talking about his lunatic remarks when they come because it only seems to get him the attention he desperately craves, a trait Ithink he learned from his former boss. But I can’t resist.
- Drudge -
Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore warned hundreds of U.N. diplomats and staff on Thursday evening about the perils of climate change, claiming: Cigarette smoking is a “significant contributor to global warming!”
Are you kidding me? How does he say this and keep a straight face, or the staff not giggle at him? Seriously would you work for this man?
It’s gets better.
Gore, who was introduced by Secretary-General Kofi Annan, said the world faces a “full-scale climate emergency that threatens the future of civilization on earth.”
Gore showed computer-generated projections of ocean water rushing in to submerge the San Francisco Bay Area, New York City, parts of China, India and other nations, should ice shelves in Antarctica or Greenland melt and slip into the sea.
Gore summed up the briefing by walking away screaming is a girly voice “I’m telling you we’re all going to die.. we’re all gonna die… Ahhhhhh..", a common occurrence according to those close to Gore sources reported.
Ok, so I made up the last paragraph but I bet you couldn’t tell given the news in the last few years. Next it’ll be exercise that is contributing to global warming making it that much harder to parody these people.
Oh, and we’re not done yet.
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After a series of Q& A with the audience, which had little to do with global warming and more about his political future, Annan bid “adios” to Gore.
Showing those attending were not really that interested in why he was there, just about politics. Annan is probably praying this was the last time the two will have meet.
Then, Gore had his staff open a stack of cardboard boxes to begin selling his new book, “An Inconvenient Truth, The Planetary Emergency of Global Warming and What We Can Do About It,” $19.95, to the U.N. diplomats.
Hey that wouldn’t be Gore trying to make a buck off a supposed coming disaster is it? Apparently the paid speaking engagements at the Real Estate Wealth Expo (scroll down) are not paying that well. I’ll never understand why Apple lets this man near it’s boardroom, actually I do understand it but if they want political clout and a green image there are much better candidates.
Tipper get that man on a diet please.
-- KnightHawk