Sir, I challenge you to a duel . . .
Here’s one zinger:
“This is typical of small-minded individuals who have to create controversy.”
And here’s another:
“They are trying to find scapegoats for their incompetency.”
Okay, team, pray tell, who is the speaker and about whom are they speaking?
Tom Daschle and Bill Frist?
No.
Al Gore and George Bush??
Nope.
Robert Torricelli and federal investigators???
Um, no. At least not that I’m aware. 
Bill Clinton and Ken Starr and his team of prosecutors????
Well, it depends on what the meaning of the word “is” is.
Actually, it was the Democratic Mayor of Boston, Tom Menino, speaking about the Junior Senator from Tax-a-chu-setts, John Forbes (”I don’t cross picket lines”) Kerry!
Hat tip: Hedgehog Report (davidwissing.com).
— Jayson