Are you tired of the Axis of Weasels? Do you want to show your disapproval of Germany and France and reward Tony Blair for his undaunted courage? Well, the best way is to hit the Axis of Weasels where it hurts - their economies. This is especially true when it comes to high dollar items, where Germany and France get much of their export dollars. As someone who consumes some of those items, I have some suggestions to make.
1. Do you like French wines, especially champagne? Buy Gloria Ferrer instead. They make the best sparkling wines I’ve tried.
2. Do you wear a French cologne? Try Burberry’s instead. Many experts say it’s the best cologne in the world.
3. If you’re like me and love beemers, make your next car a Jaguar instead of a BMW. Jaguar’s reputation for unreliability has caused it to make drastic changes to improve quality and its cars are much better now. The S-Type R is to die for.
Each of us can register our disapproval in our own way. If enough of us join in and make the effort to avoid buying German and French products, we can deliver a significant blow to France and Germany’s already-wheezing economies.
(Yeah, I realize this plays into the worst stereotypes of Republicans as champagne-drinking plutocrats. But, as someone who once lived on minimum wage, I can tell you there’s nothing wrong with making an honest buck for a hard day’s work. People who earn their money have the right to spend it as they choose. I choose to spend as little of mine as possible on French and German products.)